Somewhere, in a long-forgotten vault at Paramount Pictures, there must be an old Betacam tape containing the trailer for the real Top Gun, the version that the executives didn't have the guts to distribute. The one that shows that this is the most homoerotic movie since Ben-Hur. It probably looks like this.
For the first seconds I thought it was just a coincidence, but this budgerigar—an Australian parakeet—really sounds exactly like R2-D2 down to every squeak, beep, and bop. Even the colors are the same. His name is Bluey and, according to his owner Carli Jeffrey, he drives them crazy with it.
I know my English is crap but, after watching this hilarious supercut of Rev. Al Sharpton struggling live on TV, I feel so much better.
I'd watch more Winter Olympics sports if they had Imperial AT-AT walkers firing lasers at the athletes. Non-lethal lasers, that is. Or lethal. I'd watch anyway.
Here is China's latest Chinese fad: Tron power cars. Because nothing is more high tech than BMWs, Lamborghinis, and Nissan GTRs decorated with 3M reflective vinyl tape. That's why their lunar rover failed—their engineers forgot to line it with neon blue tape.
Apparently, this is how you win the heart of the guy who plays the Wolverine. "Now THAT'S a barista," he said on Twitter. I can only hope he improvised a musical number on top of the bar out of pure happiness.
Here's a message to your future you living two minutes from now: You will be smiling after your past you clicks to play this Back to the Future street improv. Now take yourself to have a beer. [Thanks Charlie!]
A genius and Ph.D. of Aerospace Engineering who goes by the name of Hoseong Han has popped in our tips line today with what could be The Best Three Inventions of the Year 2007: the "Waist Computer," which also converts your laptop into a hanging tray for cigarette girls; "Folding cloth," to fool everyone with your…
There's now a photo floating around that allegedly pictures Fake Steve Jobs holding a special edition, leather-bound Lenovo ThinkPad Reserve. Why this matters, I don't know. But the thing is that some people believe is real and we are going to say it's fake: It's fake. There. Fake fake fake. Fake. Come on, it's fake…